I'm not grumpy. I just have a low tolerance for nonsense.
People say you are cranky. They say you are hard to please. They are wrong. You simply suffer from a rare condition called "Acute Allergy to Bullsh*t." The symptoms include rolling your eyes. sighing loudly. and walking away when someone starts talking nonsense.
This cap serves as a medical alert bracelet for your personality. It saves everyone time by letting them know exactly where you stand: Be real. be brief. or be gone.
Printed & Shipped from USA: Fast delivery so you can start wearing your warning label immediately.
Rusted West Design: Features a weathered. vintage look that matches your rugged attitude.
Premium Washed Denim: 100% Cotton that is soft. breathable. and comfortable enough for all-day wear.
Sweat-Wicking Band: Keeps you cool even when your patience is heating up.
Adjustable Metal Buckle: Durable slider ensures a perfect fit for head sizes 22.8" - 24".
PERFECT GIFT FOR: This is the essential accessory for the man who values honesty over politeness. Whether it is for a dad who has heard it all. a grandpa who has no filter left. or a friend who just wants people to get to the point. this hat says what they are all thinking.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Consider it a public service.
